Driver's Ed humor
Some friends of mine (along with their mom) created this list when another friend of ours was taking driver's ed. These are some things to say to your instructor in the event of breaking too hard :)
-"Just checking to make sure the seat is locked in!"
-"The tail hook caught!"
-"Now we all know how inertia works!"
-"Seat belt functionality? Check!"
-An excited squeal followed by "Wow! I've missed Cedar Point!"
-Sorry, I thought I was pushing the clutch"
-"I'm just trying to wake up that kid in the back seat"
-"Did you know that my dad's a whiplash insurance salesman?"
-"I was trying to keep us from becoming a crash statistic"
-Look at the teacher and say "Why did you do that?!?!"
-"Just checking to make sure the seat is locked in!"
-"The tail hook caught!"
-"Now we all know how inertia works!"
-"Seat belt functionality? Check!"
-An excited squeal followed by "Wow! I've missed Cedar Point!"
-Sorry, I thought I was pushing the clutch"
-"I'm just trying to wake up that kid in the back seat"
-"Did you know that my dad's a whiplash insurance salesman?"
-"I was trying to keep us from becoming a crash statistic"
-Look at the teacher and say "Why did you do that?!?!"
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