The Wall E Story

I can't believe it's been 5 years since I created this story. Time flies when you're having fun.

I feel the need to explain a little bit about the story you are about to read. My friends and I were playing a game where you are given a topic and you make up a crazy story. That is how you get something like what you are about to read. Turn off the logical part of your brain and just enjoy. 

Point 1 – This story is not real! Nothing that happens in this story is true (except that they really did win World and Max does play baseball), but nothing else is real. All the people are real also.

Point 2 – Spontaneous combustion: I know that it doesn’t work this way, but it makes for a good story. 

Point 3 - Ford Field does exist too, but I can't tell you where. It is not the Detroit Lion's Ford Field though. 

 The Wall - E Story

By Sarah Young

Originally told spring 2010

 

  It’s the Robotics Qualifying Tournament. Another team sabotaged 4Jesus’ robot, WALL - E. In the middle of the round, WALL - E starts sparking. Somehow, they make it to Regionals. They have to build a new robot in 1 month! At Regionals, someone erases WALL - E’s memory and reprograms him wrong. 4Jesus figures it out and tries to program him again but they don’t have enough time. WALL - E and 4Jesus lose. They all go to the Pelics’ house. While there, Andrew disappears! As they search for him, Max suddenly is gone too! They keep searching as one by one, Nick, Mrs. Pelic, and Mrs. Suchezky disappear. Only Molly is left. She discovers that they have all spontaneously combusted into some “other world”. In the other world, WALL - E wins the competitions that he lost.

    A few days later, Molly is at Ford Field walking by the river. Suddenly, everyone who spontaneously combusted falls from the sky into the river! WALL - E falls on a rock and is smashed to bits. As Andrew tries to save WALL - E, he slips and cracks his head open on a rock.

    Andrew is in the hospital. He has to get his head fixed but it’s a giant doctor WALL - E operating on him. Then Nick gets a deadly disease which Molly catches from him. They go to the hospital and doctor WALL - E takes care of them. On top of all this, Mrs. Pelic, Mrs. Suchezky, & Max break their legs when they fall down the stairs. Mrs. Pelic and Mrs. Suchezky’s legs heal, but not Max’s. He has to be in a wheelchair. Max can still play baseball though. At one of his games, a ball hits the wheel of his chair and sends Max’s chair sprawling to the ground. But, when Max tries to stand, he discovers that he can walk!

    Several days pass. The kids are at the Suchezky’s house playing pool in the basement. A ball is hit too hard and flies off the table into the wall, stopping with a “thud”. They rip down the drywall and find huge safe! They open the door and enter the safe, but as they do the door swings shut with a loud “click”. They are locked in! In the back of the safe, they discover that the back is wooden and they bust it open.

    On the other side is an amazing sight: it’s an amber room; a room made completely of amber! Or so they thought. Walking along the perimeter, Andrew suddenly falls through a wall! One of the walls is made of Jell-O! Orange Jell-O! Then, one at a time, Nick, Molly, and Max fall through the Jell-O wall.

    Now they are in a Jell-O room. As before, they walk along the wall. There is an orange wall of ice cream that Andrew falls through. Then Nick, Molly, and Max fall through one at a time. Suddenly, they are in an ice cream world! As they walk through the ice cream world, they run into Chris. But, he is frozen into an ice cube. Molly, Max, Andrew, and Nick travel into space to get a piece of the Sun to thaw out Chris. On the way, Nick and Max float away due to the lack of gravity. Molly and Andrew manage to not float off, and continue on toward the Sun. They arrive and grab a piece of the Sun. It burns their hands but they have to bring it back.

    Molly and Andrew return to the ice cream world. On their way to Chris, the piece of the Sun melts the ice cream and causes a cave-in. Molly and Andrew are buried except for their hands which are above their heads, holding the Sun.

    Then, Max and Nick drop from the sky, grab the Sun from Molly and Andrew, and go thaw out Chris. When Chris has been thawed out, Max and Nick go dig Molly and Andrew out of the ice cream.

    Molly, Max, Andrew, Nick, and Chris are transported to the Pelics’ house and land on Max’s bed. In the kitchen on the table is WALL - E – all in one piece!

The end

Notes: please do not try to question the logic in this story. It is just that – a story. Since much time transpired between the telling and transcribing of this story, I cannot guarantee that everything is still the same, but no one will ever know if it’s not :)