Funny saying from my brothers

I promised not to say who said what, but here are some really funny things my brothers have said recently. These are honest mistakes that I found amusing and I did get permission to use. Hope they make you smile too. 

One brother talking about the other said, "He is the epiphany of nuisance!" 

Agreeing with a statement I made, he said, "My sediments exactly."

When I said exactly what he was going to say, he said, "Don't take words out of my mouth."

Talking about geography and the country "the Czech Republic of the Congo."

Measuring the distance from something to the ground, he says "it's 68 degrees."