Funny quotes from Balto

The following are some of the best quotes from Balto and I think a few are from Balto II. They are very good, very funny movies, especially stuff with Boris, the Russian goose. Hope you like it and want to watch the movies!

 Luk: [translating for Muk] Oh the shame of the polar bear who fears the water. No wonder we are shunned by our fellow bear. Woe is us. 

It's what he said, rather pathetic really. 

Luk: Well, of course. We were in the water, we were moving, we got wet and... Muk. WE WERE SWIMMING!  

Boris: [watching Balto scratch a tree] Good work, Balto. You took on the biggest, meanest tree in whole forest, and you won.

Balto: I'm marking the trail.

Luk: [to Muk] He's marking our trail. That's very clever.

Boris: And here I was leaving bread crumbs. 

Steele: Didn't make the team, Bingo?

Boris: Don't look at him. Don't listen to him. Live a long life.

Balto: My name's Balto.

Boris: But you can call him "Idiot." 

Boris: Oh, Balto. I was so scared, I got people bumps

Boris: When you are big, frozen, stiff statue named Balto, don't come running to me.

Steele: Hey goose, you a half-breed too, huh? Part turkey?  

Boris: This wolf business again. What is wrong with being half and half, I like to know? Sometimes I wish like crazy I was half eagle.

Balto: Why?

Boris: Better profile for one thing, and no one eats you for another. 

Boris: Where's he going?! He's going out into freezing cold to find a dog he doesn't like to bring medicine back to a town that doesn't like him!

Oh no. I'm beginning to understand the bear

Boris: Who should you bring on a wild goose chase but a goose?

Boris: I am a delicate country bird. I hate going into town. 

Boris: [about Muk and Luk after they jump into water to save Balto] They cannot swim.

Jenna: What? Polar bears who can't swim? 

Boris: More whimpering? Between you and Balto is like Dostoyevsky novel around here. Lighten up.  

 Luk: Help. Help. We can't swim. Help, help. We're drowning, we're drowning. Save us.

Boris: Bears? Fellas? IDIOT BALLS OF FLUFF?

Balto: Easy, Boris. You know how they are.

[to Muk and Luk, who are thrashing and yelling in the water]

Balto: Muk. Luk. Relax. Come on you're OK you're not drowning.

[to Muk and Luk whose yells and thrashes have subsided]

Boris: [with Russian accent] He has point bears. You are not drowning because; if you had thought for a moment you will observe, perhaps: TIDE IS OUT.

[stomps away, annoyed] 

Boris: Do you mind putting me down now, Mr. Golden Retriever?

Balto: I smell

[sniffs the air]

Balto: herring.

Boris: The herring are flying south too?

Balto: Hey, it must be Muk and Luk!

Boris: Good news.

Luk: [continually] Uncle Boorr-iiss!

Boris: Oh no.

Balto: How sweet. Uncle Boris. 

Boris: Balto. Racing in a spectator sport, it requires very little preparation! You sit, you arrange refreshments.

[Grabs a box and takes out a white flake]

Boris: You like potato chip?

[Eats it, then a bubble comes out his mouth. He reads the label on the box... Soap Flakes]

Balto: I'm not watching the race... I'm running it.

Boris: [Splutters] You said what?

Balto: Hey, look I wanna help Rosy get better. I can get that medicine through.

Boris: First of all, get it through your head that they wouldn't put you in a sled team even if you did win, which won't happen and if it did it wouldn't matter!

Balto: Boris, did 'ya ever think maybe you're the reason the other geese fly south?

Boris: [Miffed] If only your feet were as fast as your mouth.

Balto: Hey, they're starting, Wish me luck!

Boris: Luck? I don't wish you luck, I wish you SENSE!

[Balto leaves. After Boris pauses, quietly]

Boris: Good luck, kiddo. 

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