Things I Though I'd Never Have To Say As A Mom

This is a list my mom started a LONG time ago (like when Mark was little). I go back to read it sometimes just to laugh. I am not sure why she started this list, but I am glad she did.

• Don't put those bananas in Mama's purse (technically this is my aunt's saying, but my mom put it on her list)
• Girls can ride bulls too
• Don't call your brother Simba
• Don't baptize the faucet
• Parent: "NO!" Child: "Why?" Parent: "Because it's on FIRE!"
• Honey, please don't pull him around by his head
• Don't punch your food
• Leave the swans in the soup
• Didn't your Daddy say no more Michael Jackson jokes?
• Don't put magnets on your braces! Should the orthodontist really have to tell you that?!

I was cracking up just typing this! Hope it made you laugh too (or at least smile).