Inconceivable

About a year ago, my friend and I wrote a song about the Princess Bride. The lyrics are posted here and a link to listen to the song. If you haven't heard the other two songs by Molly, I recommend you listen to them. 

http://www.reverbnation.com/mollypelic 

Have you ever considered piracy?

I have no gate key,

Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge

I will never love again

There will be no one to hear you scream

She kept having terrible dreams

You’re sure nobody’s following us?

I don’t suppose you could speed things up?

Chorus 1

I do not mean to pry

But do you have six fingers on the hand on your right side?

As Vizzini would say

That would be……. INCONCEIVIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My country’s 500^th anniversary to plan

I’m a rather busy man

I’ve got my wedding to arrange

My wife to murder and Guilder to frame

Asia land wars are very bad

I will fight to avenge my dad

We’ll fight each other sportsmanlike

Kill each other without a knife

Chorus 2

You just might as well

Give me a paper cut and make it swell

By pouring lemon juice on it

‘Cuz that would be……….INCONCEIVIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I killed you too quickly the last time

Please stop making rhymes

He’s just mostly dead

Yay! You can shake your head

Who are you I must know

My name is Inigo

Get used to disappointment

Westly said “As you wish”

Chorus 3

Have you any money?

I hope it’s enough to buy a miracle

Let’s go see Miracle Max

That will be………..INCONCEIVIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (back to Chorus 1)