The Ballad of the Cold Spanish Frog (beautifully written by Molly Pelic)

On May 23, 2012, the world was forever changed (for better or worse, none can yet tell) by the writing of The Ballad of the Cold Spanish Frog. I have typed it up here for the enjoyment of all.

In the freezer with a chill

Is my little frog named Bill

He's very cold and very green

 We washed him so he's very clean

 He already ate his fruit and oats

and a piece of jellied toast

We let him out into the sun

We tossed a baseball and had fun

 He was much warmer in the pool

 And thought his swimming was so cool

He left to eat some cherry pie

And it was sad to say goobye

He promised that he would return 

But first Spanish he must learn